#No one likes an angry giant. free#

Have you ever posted a status that wasnвЂ™t controversial or argumentative in any way, only to have a stranger thatвЂ™s friends with one of your friends jump in and say something terrible to you? Why on earth would you feel like thatвЂ™s something anyone should ever do? Feel free to post whatever you want on your own page, but jumping on a strangerвЂ™s page and arguing is like walking into someoneвЂ™s dining room, grabbing a bite of their homemade meal, and complaining that they arenвЂ™t using enough salt. ThereвЂ™s nothing better than opening up your page to see 32 comments on a photo where youвЂ™re in the background looking like a drowsy pterodactyl. If you want someone to see a photo you took of them, text it to them or send it as a message. The problem is when you get added to a group message with 900 strangers and your message alerts start lighting up like the GriswoldвЂ™s house in вЂњChristmas Vacation.вЂќ Why would you do this to your friends?

If we see a picture of you with a phantom arm in the background, weвЂ™re ignoring your amazing haircut and focusing solely on figuring out whose arm that belongs to.ДЄ group of friends sharing a fun group message is a great way to catch up or make plans or just enjoy each otherвЂ™s company. The worst thing you can do is attempt to crop out your ex because itвЂ™s a cute picture of you. If the relationship you constantly posted about on Facebook ended, youвЂ™re either going to have to leave all the pictures up, or do some serious photo deleting.

Who are these people that spend a seemingly endless amount of time playing Magic Horse Sea Captain Explorer on Facebook so much that theyвЂ™re now requiring my assistance to complete their missions? We havenвЂ™t talked since the 9th grade and now you want me to join you on a digital voyage? At least say hi to me first or ask me how my life is going. Also, why are there always typos in those graphics? I bet Jesus is much more concerned with the proper use of вЂњthenвЂќ and вЂњthan.вЂќ LetвЂ™s work on that one first. One вЂLikeвЂ™ does not equal one prayer and Jesus is not concerned if I post a Bible verse on a stock image of lit candles on my timeline. IвЂ™m not going to say what happens, but it rhymes with heвЂ™s been schmed the whole time!вЂќ ThatвЂ™s like saying, вЂњOk вЂThe Sixth SenseвЂ™ is good, but wait until you find out the big twist with Bruce Willis at the end. ItвЂ™s not an unexpected event when you tell us itвЂ™s going to happen. If you post вЂњOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?вЂќ two minutes after вЂњThe Walking DeadвЂќ ended, then youвЂ™ve ruined the surprise for everyone because now we expect something crazy to happen. You know exactly what IвЂ™m talking about, you monsters. The Spoilers That You Think ArenвЂ™t Spoilers ItвЂ™ll involve your fingers growing tentacles or something along those lines and itвЂ™ll be completely deserved.ДЈ. If you post a huge spoiler before the episode has even aired on the west coast, I will unfriend you and put a gypsy curse on you, but not like the one in вЂњThinnerвЂќ where the fat man lost all that weight. You need at least a day to give everyone a chance to watch the latest episode of a show before posting a status that reveals the death of a major character.

No one likes an angry giant.